AU where the SnK characters are actors and everyone screws up their lines (thank you otakutaco913 for the idea)

  • Eren: FIGHT! IF YOU WIN YOU LIVE....if you...live u loose? -fuck. line.
  • Hannes: YOU COULDN'T SAVE YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK AND IM A CROWD- wait what. fuck, its coward. ughhh.
  • Levi: Maybe his trying to take a shit but the shit *laughs* won't come out- im sorry, can we do that again?
  • Hange: CAN I TOUCH IT? YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH IT RIGHT? AHHH ITS HOOTT *very girly voice* eren let me touch it *bursts out laughing* im sorry guys, re-do?
  • Mikasa: His not my boyfriends-boyfriends? damn it!
  • Sasha: Are you asking why humans eat tomatoes? shit! POTATOES! I MEANT POTATOES! i hate this line.
  • Connie: HEY! WHAT DID YOU WIPE ON MY SHIRT?! HEY heeeeyyyy *winks at jean*
  • Erwin: *walls opening to go kill titans* FOORRR SPARTTAAAAA
  • Armin: People, who can’t throw something important away, can never hope to...to...damn it. line?





why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve